THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING
gorillas don’t know any bodybuilding techniques so we have probably never seen one at full potential
Me bein super thick and super gay 2day
never come for grandma
Waking up in my car on the 5th of July with my girlfriend.
I hate how a majority believe that when a girl’s silent she’s
she’s just picturing porn in her head
what do u mean i don’t have a social life I just went grocery shopping with my mom
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
i was not prepared for that
*nearby lesbian laughter*
*muffled asexual snickering*
*conflicted pansexual noises*
*moderately panicked bisexual muttering*
HETEROSEXUAL SCREAMING IN ANGUISH
Laughter from anyone who realises condoms are not the only form of birth control.
Louder laughter from those that remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.Laughter stops as people remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that happen whether one is on the pill or not.
Literally everyone, regardless of orientation, mutters awkwardly and shuffles away as they remember that STDs and STIs are an actual thing that can happen to anyone who is sexually active, and not just heterosexual people.
*asexual snickering increases in volume*